Oxford Dictionary Updates, Memorializes Laziness

Dictionary, you're as dumb as the Internet.

Really Oxford English Dictionary? You, above all other learned and authoritative things have decided that words don't necessarily need to be used in a dictionary?

*heart* - the symbol, not the word, now has it's own definition? I can't even TYPE *heart,* how does this deserve a space in your learned text? This means now, that as I prepare to draft my next appellate response, there's no reason why the Higher Courts can't accept my argument heading entitled:

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WASSUP, OMG APPELLANT WAS NOT DEFAMED WHEN RESPONDENT IDENTIFIED APPELLANT'S MUFFIN TOP TO LA-LA LAND RESIDENTS, B/C RESPONDENT ACTUALLY *HEARTS* RESPONDENT'S FASHION SENSE, LOL.

It's not a winning argument, but no longer because of the structure...